Side splitting fun on the Subway


Subway twitter followers have joined in the fun of Glasgow’s biggest Comedy Festival by sharing a joke or two and helping spread the laughter underground. As part of a competition run by @GlasgowSubway, one lucky winner bagged themselves some great Subway goodies and their joke has been added to SPT’s wall of fame (well, this website mainly!)

Congratulations to Euan Toner who took top giggle spot and thanks to everyone who helped make the best #shooglingoorselveslaughing joke list ever created. Here it is:

Ten – Nicole Mooney – why did the cow cross the road? ….to get to Cowcaddens!!

Nine– Mark Leiper – Did you hear about the guy who had a trumpet stuck in his garden? He had to root-it-oot

EightPaul Mullan – what is ET short for? He only has wee legs

Seven – Mark Leiper – last night I dreamt I was the author of the Lord of the Rings… I was Tolkien in my sleep

Six Ingrid Neighbour ‏– Two cows are in a field – which one is on holiday? The one with the wee calf of course

FiveStephen Fyfe ‏– What did the block of cheese say when it looked in the mirror? Halloumi!

FourSusan Reid –  jokes about monorails always make great one liners

Three – Francesca Williams – What do you call an underground train full of Mastermind competitors? A tube of smarties!!

Two – Social Sheen- The past the present and the future walk into a bar. Oooh it was tense…

One – Euan Toner – I went to the zoo last week but all they had was one dog. It was a Shih Tzu

Don’t forget, you can travel by Subway to Comedy Festival events. Subway stations are close to many festival venues – including the famous Stand Comedy Club, which is just a five minute walk from Kelvinbridge Park and Ride.